Tic toc tuck.
Life is full of muck.
Pluck up or get stuck.
Learn to drive the garbage truck
to the dump, Tree Stump.

Empty all your broken wares there.
Break down your swivel chairs there.
Learn to forget your cares there.
Discard the dirty socks from the pairs there.

Tic toc tuck.
Life is full of muck.
Speed it up or get struck
Learn to drive the garbage truck
to the dump, Tree Stump.

Lose all your cares there.
Toss your worn-out shoes there.
Learn to sing the blues there.
Don't forget to read the news there.

Tic toc tuck.
Life is full of muck.
When you have run out of luck,
Learn to drive the garbage truck
to the dump, Tree Stump.