A childhood TO DO: list.

Dress and arrange all the dolls.
Discuss the quality of imaginary tea.
Press the crayons as hard as possible
and scratch the excess wax off the paper.
Spin in the tire swing until you feel sick.
Lay in the grass to make the sick go away.
Make bridges for the ants with very small twigs.
Ride your bike with neighborhood kids.
Blow up some balloons and pop them.
Put your clothes on backwards and show your parents.
Let Barbie and GI Joe understand the true
nature of war as My Little Pony and Rainbow
Bright descend with all their mystical powers
to fight the battle of good vs. evil against
all the Transformers and He-Man figures that
still have their legs until you and your
little brother are both crying and
are told to go to bed.