The Law: "Res Ipsa Loquitur"

Arbitrary arbitration,
consequently consternation,
arguably augmentation,
of inevitable ineptitude.

Intuitive insinuation,
lengthening litigation,
justifying adjudication to
some baseless bastardization.

Contractually contradicted,
excruciatingly executed,
mediated and mentally mooted!
conveniently convoluted.

Legally legitimized,
scathingly scrutinized,
practically patronized,
the patriot personified.